各就各位 Places, everyone.
就这样 This was it.
故事从这里拉开序幕 The moment it all began.
一个平凡无奇的小不点 The moment an ordinary little guy
就此爱上了剧院 fell in love with the theater.
的一切 Everything about it.
闪烁的灯光 移动的布景 The lights, the way the scenery moved,
甚至是剧院里的味道 even the smell.
虽然他只有6岁 但他却盘算着成为 He was only six years old, but his plans to become
史上第一只集万千宠爱于一身的考拉 the first koala bear in space were suddenly toast.
大伙儿曾说 - -Some folks may have said
他长大之后一定会在这座城市别有一番作为 he grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.
有人称他为一潜力股 说他壮志凌云 -Some called him a visionary, a Maverick. -
当然 还有些人说他固执得不可理喻 sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn,
但在我看来 立志欲坚不欲锐 成功在久不在速 but I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.
再者说 毫无疑问的是 And, oh, there would never be any doubt,
月伯乐的名字必将 the name buster moon would go down
载入娱乐圈的史册 in entertainment history.
而我心知肚明 And I should know,
- 因为我 就是月伯 - 乐 - because I am buster... - Moon!
开门呐 - Open this door!
早上好啊 月先生 - Good morning, Mr. Moon.
凯莉太太 出什么事了 Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?
月先生 门外有一大群动物等着见你呢 You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. Moon.
是吗 I do?
我的天 真的啊 Holy moly, I really do.
他们是你上一期表演的舞台工作人员 Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show.
他们说你拖欠人民工工资 They say their paychecks bounced.
告诉他们我这就给银行打电话并且确保 Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure
他们会拿到应得的报酬 they're paid tout de suite.
老板 2号机显示朱迪斯 Oh, I got Judith from the bank
正从银行那边打电话过来呢 holding on line two right now, sir.
- 事实上 我会给她回电话的 - 哦 -Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. -Oh.
我这次要用什么借口 What should I tell her this time?
告诉她月伯乐吃午饭去了 Tell her buster moon is out to lunch.
月伯乐 开门呐 Moon! Open this door!
快开门 Come on, moon!
别躲在里面不出声我知道你在家 I know you're in there!
月伯乐 快开门 Moon! Open this door!
啊 Aah!
感觉我听到有人搁这唱歌 Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.
算了 Ah, whatever.
兄弟们 咱先按兵不动 Guys, listen. Stay where you are.
条子来了 The cops are here in...
你们在... What are you...?
- 不许动 - 我来应付这一个 -Hold it right there! -Yeah, I'll get him!
走 走 走 - Go, go, go!
喔哦 Whoa!
强尼 你望风望哪去了 Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
抱歉 老爹 Sorry, dad.
你的面具呢 And where's your mask?
看我看我 我是妈咪 Look at me. I'm mommy!
卡斯珀 快从桌子上下来 Caspar, get off the table.
罗西塔 你见到我的车钥匙了吗 Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
诺曼 麻烦你告诉一下他们 Norman, would you please tell them
作为一个歌手 我有多棒 what a good singer I am?
对 你很棒哦 亲爱的 Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.
顺便一提 浴室的水池又堵了 By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
再见 亲爱的 Bye, honey!
一 二 一 二 三 四 One, two, one, two, three, four!
哦 我的天呐 Oh, my gosh.
我还真信了你们是音乐家的邪 I thought you guys said you were musicians.
艾希 宝贝 Ash, babe,
我才是领唱 好吗 I'm the lead singer, okay?
你只负责合音就好啦 Just stick to the backing vocals.
抱歉 我有点得意忘形了 Sorry, I... I get carried away.
可不是嘛 Yeah, I know, right?
知道么 我的歌全被你毁了 It just kind of ruins my song, you know?
哦呜 Aw.
怎么了 What?
来吧 许个愿吧 - Come on, make your wish.
我希望你加入唱诗班 I wish you'd join a choir.
或者当地乐队之类的也行啊 A local band or something.
- 我试过了 - 呸 -I tried. -Bah!
嘿 嘿 爸 这件事我们以前讨论过的 Hey, hey, dad, we've been over this.
她有点害羞又怎么样呢 So she's a little shy. So what?
如果我有一副像米娜那样的歌喉 我早就是个天王巨星了 If I had a voice like meena's, I'd be a superstar by now!
唱起来就好像 just singing
好啦我信啦,外公 Sure he would,grandpa.
- 蜡烛吧 - Now blow out your candles.
一块钱 A penny?
你敢瞧不起我 How dare you!
我可是在林肯音乐学院进修过的 I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.
对不起 我就剩下这点了 Sorry, it's-it's all I got right now.
是吗 --Oh, is that so?
- 好吧 那就向我证明一下 兄弟 - 什么 -All right, prove it, pal. -What?
- 马上掏空你的口袋 - 好吧我找找 - Empty your pockets right now. -Trying to find...
- 你都藏了些啥好东西 - 只是想找找 -Wh-what is this you got here? -Just trying to find...
你吸的这是什么 What do you smoke out of this?
那我的吸入器 That's my inhaler.
啊哈 我就知道 Aha! I knew it!
大伙都看见了 You all saw it.
在场的都是目击者 You all saw it right here.
老猴子撒谎了 - The monkey lied.
我忘了 I forgot I had that.
再有下回 可不能以大欺小 And next time, pick on someone your own size!
恃强凌弱 Bully!
帮看好她 行吗 Take care of her, will you?
她虽然看上去锈迹斑斑 但她可是个典藏版 She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic.
好的 听着 Okay, listen.
你我都知道我的剧院最近正经历着 We both know that my theater has been going through
困难时期 但俗话说的好呀 some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes,
山穷水尽疑无路 柳暗花明又一村 "For every cloud, a silver lining."
- 停-停-停-停-停 - 我们有 -Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup. -We've got...
先停一下好吧 伯乐 Hold on right there, buster.
我老爸 他听说我今天要来见你 My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,
然后他当时是这样表现的"艾迪 你去告诉那只考拉 and he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala
我再也不会给他的那些演出投一分钱 "I'm not funding any more of those shows,
这事儿没得商量"这是他的原话 and that's final." Those were his words.
好吧 你老爹是对的 Well, your dad's right.
那些演出才是问题的所在 Those shows were the problem.
这是场消耗战 罗茜深鞠一躬 War of attrition. Rosie takes a bow.
我是说 没人想再看那破玩意儿了 I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.
所以我该怎么做 So, what do I do?
- 放弃 - 不 -Quit? -No.
我要为他们展现出一场不可抗拒的演出 I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...
再给我一分钟 好吗 J-just one more minute, s'il vous pla.
多谢 - -Merci.
别说法语 这里英语场所 Don't speak French. They speak English here.
我的下一场演出--音响师 鼓声起 Now, my next show is gonna be-- drumroll, please...
...好声音比赛 ...A singing competition.
好声音比赛 A singing competition?
谁还想看这种垃圾选秀节目 Who wants to see another one of those?
每个人 想想看 Everyone! J-j-just think.
你的邻居 杂 杂货店经理 Your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager,
那 那 那只鸡-- 就在那 that-that-that chicken-- right there!
在我的舞台上城里的每一个人 Everyone in this city gets a shot
都有一炮而红的机会 at being a star live on my stage.
伯乐 这个主意糟透了 Buster, this is a terrible idea.
才不呢 Oh, no, it's not.
现实世界中的真实才能 Real talent from real life.
那才是观众们梦寐以求的 我会借此展现给他们 That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to 'em!
好吧 All right, well...
我 我们能先离开这个地方吗 C-can we please just get out of here?
你不想吃了吗 Don't you want to eat?
想啊 可这儿的食物我们一样也买不起 Yeah, but we can't afford any of this.
没错 我知道 所以我特意准备了 Yes, I know, and that's why...
三明治来着 I brought sandwiches.
呃 Uh...
这是不允许的 That's not allowed. Ugh.
什么 你不喜欢花生酱和果冻吗 What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?
- 恕我无礼 先生 - 好吧 快看 - Excuse me, sir. - Okay, look.
我还有奶油奶酪 还有香蕉... I got cream cheese, I got banana...
- 你还好吧 - 当然 再好不过 -You okay? -Yep. Never better.
凯莉太太 Miss crawly?
您好 Hello?
谁呀 Uh, who is it?
是我 It's me.
你老板 月先生 Your boss, Mr. Moon.
- 哦 您好啊 月老板 - 让我们开始吧 -Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. -There we go.
现在 我需要你在我们的传单里 Now, I need you to add the following information
- 敲上以下信息 - 收到 -to our publicity flyers. -Yes, sir.
好声音比赛冠军选手的 The winner of the singing contest
获奖金额为 will receive a grand prize of...
935美元 $935.
啊 奖金还要更高点 Hmm. Gonna need more than that.
只需一刻 Just a second.
放这 There.
放这 There!
一千美金 $1,000.
- 你听见了吗 - 嗯 一千美金 - You got that? - -Uh, $1,000...
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
能把它们打印到我们剩下的每一张传单上 Print 'em up on every single sheet
然后把这消息广布天下 of paper we have left and let's spread the word
可以吧 right away, okay?
可以 是的 老板 Yes, uh, yes, sir.
乖宝贝儿 快点从那出来 Oh, okay. Come on out of there.
啊 就要时来运转了 Ah, the winds of change.
当表演大举成功时 Yep, when this show's a hit,
我再给你重新刷一层“新衣裳” I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.
宣传单做的怎么样了 凯莉太太 How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?
啊 都完事了 老板 都准备好了 Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.
凯莉太太 别 别 别 千万别 Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
坏事了 Oopsie-Daisy.
好吧 我猜这也算是广布天下了 Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.
嗨 兰斯 快看 Hey, Lance, look at this.
艾希 宝贝儿 嘿 Ash, babe, hey!
- 你搞到了钱 - 是诶 -You make a withdrawal! -Yeah.
米娜 Meena!
- 嘿 嘿 嘿 --Hey, hey, hey!
你以为你 What do you think you...?
嗯 嗯 对 Uh-huh. Yeah.
起床开工 Let's go to work.
顺便提醒那个蜥蜴疯老太太 And cue the crazy old lizard.
早上好 月老板 Good morning, Mr. Moon.
确实很好 凯莉太太 Indeed it is, miss crawly.
恭请颐安 Top of the morning to you.
我给你磨了点咖啡 I made you some coffee.
真的吗 可是在哪呢 You did? Where is it?
哦 我刚刚上楼的时候突然渴了 Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.
- 那现在我要不要开门迎客呢 - 迎客 -Shall I go open the doors now? -The doors?
外面候着的动物都排成长龙了 Well, you've got a lot of animals waiting in line
只为等您给试镜呢 月老板 to audition, Mr. Moon.
是吗 I do?
我的老天 真有那么多人 Holy moly, I really do.
我发誓 艾迪 绝不是开玩笑 I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.
听着 你自个儿下楼看 眼见为实 Look, just get down here and see for yourself.
我得挂了 I gotta go.
赶紧的 凯莉太太 This is it, miss crawly.
赶紧夹紧你的尾巴下楼 开门纳客 Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.
好的 大家排好队一个一个来 Okay, uh, one at a time, please.
稍安勿躁 Calm down.
- 再见 伊吉 再见 佩里 再见 卡拉 - Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla. -
再见 盖尔 再见 罗丽 再见 米奇 bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.
再见 穆厄 再见 纳尔逊 再见 汉娜 Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.
再见 泰丝 再见 卡斯帕 Bye, Tess. Bye-bye, caspar.
A U C K
让我们在正在排队的大众的感想 Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line.
- 你是做什么的 先生 - 鲍勃 我是一家顶尖 -What about you, sir? -Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician
制药公司的实验室工程师 for a leading pharmaceutical company,
但我与生俱来有一种天赋 but I was born with a gift.
那就是唱歌 And that gift is to sing.
喂 老爸 我出去下 Oi, dad. Just going out.
好的 别太久 等下会有兄弟过来 Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over.
听着 我说 你一定会采访到 Well, look, I mean, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot
很多矫情的动物在这里说些什么 of namby-pamby animals in here saying things like,
哦 参加比赛并不是为了赢 "Oh, it's not winning.
一切重在参与 It's the taking part that counts."
好 好 我不是 我来就是冲着赢的 Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win.
大奖 是我的 That prize, it's mine.
他们说嗨小矮子 people say yo humpty
你真的很搞笑 you're really funny looking
我并没有介意 因为我还有事要做 that's all right,cause i get things cooking
别走的太快 Walking not too fast
好极了 谢谢 强尼 Wow! Thank you, Johnny.
好的 下一位选手 Okay, next up,
- 有请米娜 - 祝你好运 -we have meena. -Good luck out there.
加油 加油 你能做到的 All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.
你能做到的 You can do it. Okay...
哦 我 哦 我很抱歉 呃 Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...
没关系 嘿 没关系的 Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right.
你随时都可以开始 Take it away, meena.
呃 好的 呃 Uh... okay. Uh...
- 嗯 呃 - 现在可以开始吗 -Mmm... um... -Anytime, now.
呃 Uh...
你要重头来过吗 Do you want to start over?
- 嗯 嗯 - 好了 够了 -Um... uh... -All right, enough of that.
已经看不下去了 That's quite enough of that.
够了 That's it. Come on.
快下台 Off the stage, Helga.
没你的事了 谢谢 Go on. You're useless. Thanks.
好 音乐响起来 Right. Here we go. Hit it!
好 这就是所有人了 月老板 Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Moon.
好 让他们回到 Whew! All right, call everyone
舞台中心来 凯莉太太 让我们来宣布 back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...
- 你好 - 喔 --Hello! -Ooh.
呃 所有人回到台上 Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please?
所有人回到台上 结果马上宣布 Everyone come back to stage for selection.
好 谢谢 凯莉太太 Okay. Thank you, miss crawly.
不客气 月老板 You're welcome, Mr. Moon.
好的 All right.
让我来看看 Let's see, now.
嗯嗯 Hmm.
我的选择是 I'll take...
- 你们 - 太棒了 -You guys. -Yes!
你们中谁是女生 And which one of you is the girl?
哈哈 很有趣 Ha ha. Very funny.
声音嘈杂槽糕 但能听出潜力 "Loud and horrible, but shows promise."
欢迎入选 Welcome to the show.
酷 我想我们可以改改 Cool. I guess we could hang.
不 不 我只要她 不要你 No, no. I just want her, not you.
什么 What?
好的 你们这一组其余的人 All right, the rest of the group acts,
感谢您的参与 thank you so much.
哦 大家别气馁 Oh, don't feel bad, folks.
你们所有人买票 There will be a ten percent discount
都有九折优惠 on tickets for everyone.
好 好吧 谢谢 Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.
我们走吧 艾希 Let's get out of here, ash.
艾希 Ash?
嗯 好 Uh, yeah...
好 我们走 Yeah, let's go.
下面 独唱 Okay, soloists.
强尼 麦克 皮特 理查德 丹尼尔 和雷 Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.
麦克 Mike!
呜呜呜 太棒了 Ooh-hoo-hoo! Wowza!
我的比赛里一定要看到你 I've gotta have you in my show.
哦 我 如果你坚持的话 Oh, I... if you insist.
下一个 我选皮特 And I'll take Pete...
呜 太好了 Ooh, yeah!
最后一个人 And one more.
让我看看 Let me see, now.
哦 老天啊 我很抱歉 Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
哦 我到底怎么了 Oh, what is wrong with me?
呃 谢谢参与 理查德 Um, thanks for coming, Richard.
哦 Oh...
哦 我 雷 Oh, my... ray!
- 你还好吗 - 呃 额 - Are you all right? - -Uh-huh.
坚持住 雷 我马上送你去医院 Just hang in there, ray. I got you.
哦 哦 哦 Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.
好的 那么我选 Okay, then I'll take...
丹尼尔 谢谢你 强尼 Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.
丹尼尔 你能听到我说话吗 Daniel, can you hear me?
你被选中了 You're in the show!
什么 What?
你在和我说话吗 Are you talking to me?
是的 Yes.
我是说你被选中了 I was saying that you are in...
哦 天啊 这快把我逼疯了 Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.
强尼 回来 你被选中了 Johnny, get back here. You're in.
谢谢你 丹尼尔 再见 Thank you, Daniel. Good-bye.
太好了 Yes!
好 上榜人选已宣布完毕 Okay. That's everyone on my list.
等等 Um, wait a second.
罗西塔 Rosita.
- 罗西塔还在吗 - 在 -Is Rosita still here? -Oh, yes.
到 我在这儿 Yes, I'm here.
罗西塔 罗西塔 罗西塔 Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
实力上天 颜值没能肩并肩 Great set of pipes,but boring to watch.
我就知道 I knew it.
所以 我该怎么办呢 So, what should I do?
我可以把你和甘特搞一个 组合 I could partner you up with gunter.
甘特 你在哪 Gunter! Where are you?
到 到 我在这 yeah! yeah! This is me.
太棒了 yeah!
你们在舞台上一定会很火热 It's gonna spice things up on stage.
等一下 你想我们组合在一起唱歌吗 Wait. You want us to sing together?
对 我们两个组合在一起 你在开玩笑吗 yeah! The two of us together, you joking me?
我们会成为最热辣的组合 对吧 We're going to be spicy, no?
那个考拉是个蠢货 雪莉-安妮 That koala's a fool, Sherry-Anne.
总有一天你会成为巨星的 You are going to be a star one day!
海选结束了 伙计 Auditions are over, pal.
- 人选已经板上钉钉了 - 好吧 - Show's already been cast. - Okay...
你们几个从茫茫人海中晋级了 You are my chosen few.
太棒了 - Yes!
就是现在了 同志们 This is it, folks.
我们生命中最具关键性的时刻 A defining moment in all of our lives.
不 不 不行 你们已经落选了 Um, no. No, no, no, not you guys.
我已经把你们这一组淘汰了 I dismissed all of the group acts already.
你们 你们可以回家了 You... you can go home.
我们非常荣幸能够参加演出 我々はこのショーであることがとても幸せです
听着 听着 我真的很抱歉 Look, look, look, I-I'm really sorry,
但是我们的人已经全了 but all of the slots are filled.
让我们再为你演唱一次吧 我々は再びあなたのために歌います
不 不 不行 听着 --No, no, no, no, listen.
不要再唱了 No in show.
再见 Good-bye-bye.
凯莉太太 - Miss crawly!
别这样 姑娘们 快走 Come on, you guys, out... out of here.
别这样 快下去 Come on, off the stage.
- 非常感谢 - 嗨 伯乐 - Thank you so much. - Hey, moon.
你的葫芦里到底卖的什么药 奖金真的在这箱子里吗 What's the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?
奖金 哦 当然 The prize? Oh, sure.
对 都在里面 Yes, it's all... It's all in there.
那 你能打开吗 Well, open it, will you?
我想要看看十万美金到底长什么样 I want to see what $100,000 looks like.
- 对啊 快点 - 我也想看 - 我们一起看看吧 - 快打开 - Yeah, come on. - Me, too. - Let's have a look. - open it.
对 对 快点 打开箱子 月伯乐先生 Yeah, yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. Moon.
当然 我这就打开 For sure, I'll open it.
等一下 你说什么 Wait. What did you say?
他说十万美金 He said $100,000.
十 A hundr...
哦 Uh...
我忘了拿我的钥匙了 I forgot my keys.
马上就回来 Koala be right back.
最后再说一次 凯莉太太 For the last time, miss crawly,
我不会解雇你的 I'm not going to fire you.
现在 请你振作起来 Now, would you pull yourself together,
还有擤一下你的鼻涕 and please blow that nose of yours.
不不不 别在这 No, no, no, not in here.
- 到外面去擤 - 抱歉 月伯乐先生 -Blow it outside. -I'm sorry, Mr. Moon.
- 谢谢 - 伯乐 你在想什么呢 - Thank you. - Buster, what do you expect?
- 她大概有两百岁了吧 - 艾迪 听着 - She's like 200 years old. - Eddie, please, look.
你 你父母能不能先借我点钱 我一定还 If-if your folks could just loan me the money until...
十万美元 伯乐 你在开玩笑吗 $100,000? Buster, come on.
呼 我再想想 我再想想 Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.
我再想想 我得想出 I've gotta think. I've got to come up
- 办法来 - 听着 也许是时候 - with a solution... -Look, maybe it's time
停下来 是时候向前看了 to stop thinking and it's time to just move on.
我的意思是 也许你可以 I mean, this theater of yours,
把你那剧院卖了换一点钱 而且 you could get some decent money for it and...
我也不知道 也许我们可以一起做点什么 I don't know, maybe we could do something together.
做什么 坐在一起玩电子游戏吗 What? What, sit around playing video games?
你知道那个是什么吗 Do you know what that is?
一个水桶 Uh, it's a bucket?
对 那你知道为什么我会放这个水桶在这吗 Yes, and do you know why I have this bucket?
因为你的房顶漏水 'Cause the roof is leaking?
不是 那个水桶才是用来接漏水的 No, that's the bucket for the leak.
我放这个水桶在这 是因为它属于我父亲 I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.
他30年如一日 Every day for 30 years,
拼命的刷车 he worked his tail off washing cars
所以我才能买下这个地方 just so I could buy this place.
每一天 艾迪 Every day, Eddie.
都是为了成就如今的我 Just for me.
哇哦 Wow.
听起来他是个伟大的父亲 Sounds like a great dad.
所以 你要怎么解决这件事 So, how do you want to handle this?
哦 月伯乐先生 银行的朱迪思 Oh, Mr. Moon, I got Judith from the bank
又从二号线打电话进来了 holding on line two again.
那 我只能做一件事了 Well, there's only one thing I can do.
好吧 大家伙 听好了 Okay, everybody, listen up.
- 嘘嘘嘘 - 我得让你们全部回家 - Shh, shh, shh. -I gotta send you all home.
现在就回家 Right now.
- 什么 - 嗯 - 对 - What? - Huh? - Yep.
就像我父亲曾经说的 'Cause, like my dad used to say,
晚上睡的饱 白天表现好 "Get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work."
对了 That's right.
明天一早就开始彩排 Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning.
如果你想成为明星 赢得十万美金的话 And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,
那你最好准备吃苦了 then you better be ready to work harder
你们必须比以前更要努力 than you've ever worked in your lives.
所以回家睡个好觉吧 做个好梦 So get some sleep and dream big dreams.
凯莉太太 Miss crawly!
行了 别这样 Okay, come on.
够了 That's enough now.
别闹了 快下去 Come on, off the stage. Please.
- 做个好梦 - 我知道 很棒 对不对 - Dream big dreams? - I know, it's good, right?
那十万美金怎么办 What about the 100 grand?
别着急 艾迪 Don't you worry, Eddie.
车到山前必有路 There's got to be a way to get it.
什么 伯乐 不 听我说 What? Buster, no, listen to me!
这场演出不会拯救你的剧院的 This show is not gonna save your theater.
你现在已经跌入谷底了 老伙计 You're at rock bottom, pal.
对 那你知道跌入谷底的 Yep, and you know what's great
好处是什么吗 艾迪 about hitting rock bottom, Eddie?
只有一条路可以走 There's only one way left to go,
那就是绝地反击 and that's up.
你们可以看到在我身后那些幸运儿正在离开剧院 And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.
现在回到演播室 约翰 Now back to you in the studio, John.
哦 亲爱的 别哭了 Oh, honey, please don't cry.
你绝对不是一个失败者 You are not a failure.
其实还有其他机会的 There'll be other chances.
- 你只是 - 呸 那真是见鬼了 - You just... -Bah! The heck there will!
爸 别这样 Dad, please.
难道你不想去唱歌吗 Come on! Don't you want this?
我当然想 但是我自己毁了它 Well, sure, but I messed it up.
那你明天必须回到那 跟他说 Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say,
月伯乐先生 你必须让我重新试镜 "Mr. Moon, I demand you let me re-audition!"
自信点 向他们展示你不会任由摆布 Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!
你知道了吗 米娜 You got that, meena?
- 额 - 那好 - Um - Good!
先给我冲一杯热巧克力 Now, go get my cocoa.
我不会出卖任何人 I won't sell out for nobody
不会盲目跟从 won't follow no fool
你能先停一下吗 我去参加彩排就是为了我们 Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.
哦 真的吗 Oh, really?
对 当然 Yes, really.
如果我赢了那笔奖金 我们就可以 If I won that money, we could build
成立我们自己的唱片工作室 写我们自己的唱片 our own recording studio, start our own label.
我想说 整个世界都能听到你的歌了 I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.
我不想听我女朋友说话 I am not listening to my girlfriend
因为她只想背叛我 cause she just wants to sell out
哦 Oh
嘿 请等一下 Hey! Uh, just a min...
哦 哦 等一下 等等 Oh, oh, wait. W-wait!
哦 看这 Oh, look at...
我知道德里克 这里的经理 I know Derek, the manager.
他会为我担保的 别这样 He'll vouch for me. Come on!
嗨 马里奥 Hey, Mario.
最近怎么样 How's it going?
真是岂有此理 Oh, for crying out loud.
好吧 好吧 让那些熊进去吧 Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.
让那些熊进去 行 Let the bears in. Fine.
他来了 There he is!
儿子 我要给你一个惊喜 I got a surprise for you, my son.
什么惊喜 What's that?
- 告诉他我们的计划 - 好 - Tell him the plan. - Right.
我们得到线报一艘装载着2500万千克金子的货船 We've been told there's a ship carrying 25 million in gold,
今晚就在这停靠 gonna dock at night right here.
这里和这里都有大量保安 With the usual guards here and here.
但是 幸运的是 这下面有个下水管 But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.
所以跑路司机会在这里和我们接头 So the getaway driver meets us here.
而且这次跑路司机由你来当 强尼 And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.
- 什么 你想 你想我来开车 - 当然 - What? You want... You want me to drive? -Yeah.
是该让我儿子在帮派之中展露一下头角了 对吧 It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?
等一下 等一下 爸爸 Hang on, hang on, dad.
巴里一直都是我们的司机 Barry's always been our driver.
巴里不会介意的 Barry don't mind.
对吧 巴里 Do you, Barry?
- 对 对 当然不介意 - 那行了 -No. No, that's fine. -Yeah.
所以什么时候这艘船到达 So... so, when exactly is this ship coming in, then?
我们还没有得到确切情报 We ain't got a date yet.
但是也不会太久 对吧 Probably won't be for a while, though, will it?
你担心这个干吗 这就用不着我们操心了 What do you care? It's the last job we ever need to do.
一旦船只抵达时 我们就出发 When it comes in, we go.
清楚了吗 Right?
好吧 Great.
那可真是迫不及待了 Can't wait.
嗨 - Um, hi.
我在报纸上看到你的求职信息 I saw your ad in the paper.
近几周我家里需要一个保姆 Yes, I need a nanny just for a couple of weeks.
你可以过来 太棒了 You can? Great.
孩子性格好嘛 Oh, the kids?
嗯 他们都特别乖 Yes, they're wonderful.
我家里有25个小孩 They... yeah, I have 25.
不 我没有在开玩笑 No, I'm... I'm not joking.
但是 照顾他们真的特别省心 - Um, but they're really no problem... -
-喂 还在吗 - hello? Hello?
妈咪 晚安 Good night, mommy.
嘿 今天你那个重要的会议怎么样 Hey. How was the big meeting?
有那么糟吗 That bad, really?
好吧 我有一个天大的好消息要告诉你 Well, I have something really exciting to tell you.
亲爱的 你的派做的真是没的说 Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.
听着 诺曼 我知道这是个临时通知 Listen, Norman, I know it's short notice,
但是明天我真的急需有人帮我照看一下孩子 but I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow
你知道吗 今天发生的一切都是那么的难以置信 because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.
诺曼 你有在听么 Norman, are you listening to me?
明天一大早就需要彩排 Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning,
回去好好休息然后放飞自己梦想 so get some sleep and dream big dreams.
额 Hmm.
孩子们早上好 Good morning, everybody.
在早餐之前大家都要穿戴整齐 Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.
吃早餐喽 Breakfast!
罗西塔 看到我的车钥匙了吗 Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
车钥匙在你的大衣口袋里 别忘记了 Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.
哦 找到了 Oh, I found 'em.
- 拜 亲爱的 - 拜 诺曼 - Bye, honey. - -Bye, Norman.
该去上学了 Time for school.
拜 伊基 拜 佩里 拜 卡拉 Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
拜 盖尔 拜 罗里 拜 莫 Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.
拜 纳尔逊 拜 汉娜 拜 泰丝 拜 凯利 Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.
拜 乔治 拜 安迪 拜 弗雷迪 Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.
拜拜 卡斯帕 Bye-bye, caspar.
这次比赛就像一场战役 This contest is war.
而这个舞台就是你们的战场 This stage is the battlefield.
你的歌声就是属于你的武器 Your song is your weapon.
而这是你们唯一的机会在观众眼里大放异彩 Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,
所以要谨慎定夺你们的演绎歌曲 so choose carefully from the list of songs
我为你们量身选取了适合每一位的歌单 I've selected for each of you.
说通你男朋友了 Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.
兰斯是一名艺术家 Lance is an artist,
我也不期望你能明白 but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
好吧 我是对他一无所知 You're right. I don't understand that at all.
现在 注意你们每人手中的表上都包括 你们的演出服装 Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume
表演建议 - and performance suggestions.
明白了吗 凯莉太太会带你们去彩排房间 Okay? Miss crawly will show you to your rehearsal spaces.
好了 动起来 Now, let's get to work.
打扰一下 月伯乐先生 Excuse me, Mr. Moon?
不清楚为什么表上写明 For some reason, it says here
我的演出需要弹钢琴 that I should be playing the piano?
对啊 你想象一下 体型庞大 感情充沛的你 Yes, just imagine-- big, soulful guy like you
在轻柔的抚摸琴键 tenderly playing the keys.
这简直是巨大的视觉冲击 There'll be goose bumps everywhere.
好吧 但是我只有在小时候弹奏过钢琴 Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid.
凯莉太太 我们这里需要钢琴辅导 Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.
明白 先生 就在楼上 我一会就来 Yes, sir! Up the stairs. I'll be right along.
还有皮特 你的房间在这里 And, Pete, you're in here.
- 了解 伯乐先生 - You got it, Mr. Moon.
- 注意你的态度 伙计 - 嘿嘿嘿 -Check your ego, man. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 散开 都散开 - 哦 是吗 -Break it up, break it up, break it up. -Oh, yeah?
跟瑞奇讲 是他先起的头 Tell ricki. He started it.
- 不错 这乐队也是我带头组建的 That's right. Just like I started this band.
这是我的乐队 豪伊 My band, Howie.
那请您原谅我 尊敬的陛下 Oh, forgive me, your highness.
伙计们 别这样 - Guys, come on.
别 别在这里唱歌 嘿 出去 都出去 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.
听着 别激动 --Look, just calm down
选一首歌 and pick a song.
- 哇偶 - 我觉得咱们分工合作 -Wow! -I think we'll probably have
我来唱歌部分 你来舞蹈部分 a better chance of winning if I do the singing part
会比较有胜算 and leave the dancing part to you.
别开玩笑了 Bah! Are you joking me?
你只是需要一个酷炫的暖场舞 You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm-up.
- 来 让我们甩掉 --Come on, let's take off
这些外套 - these clothes.
这就不必了吧 That... that is not necessary.
哦 Oh!
这衣服还挺露肉的 That is a lot of skin.
别摆出这副样子 Ah, don't you look so worried face.
我也为你准备了一件 I've got one for you, too.
嘿 猪头 Hey, porky!
-安静点 行吗- 抱歉 -Keep it down, will you? -Sorry.
嘿 月伯乐 你给错我单子了 Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.
俗气的流行乐不是我的风格 Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.
你的风格 很高兴你提醒了我 Style. I'm glad you brought that up.
我瞧瞧 Now, let's see.
就这件了 - There.
你觉得这颜色搭吗 Isn't this a great color for you?
说不准 有点辣眼 I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.
- 有黑色演出服吗 - 黑色的吗 -You got anything in black? -Black?
你是想让大家觉得你是去参加哀悼会吗 What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral?
你是那种附庸风雅的风格吗 You think you're some kind of artsy-fartsy type?
不 不是这样的 No, no, no, no, no.
对头 流行乐小天后 Bingo! Pop star Princess!
这也属于比赛的一部分吗 Is this part of the competition?
伙计们 不要惊慌 Okay, everybody, don't panic.
- 别害怕 - 到底怎么了 - Don't panic. - What's going on?
凯莉 告诉我 Talk to me, crawly.
月老板 你还记得咱们什么时候交的电费吗 When did we last pay the power company, Mr. Moon?
我的天 Oh, for Pete's sake.
好了 大家伙别担心 Okay, don't worry, everybody.
这个我会处理 I will take care of this.
你们继续 In the meantime, you will continue
摸黑排练 to rehearse in the dark.
- 什么 - 我伸手不见五指 -What? -But I can't see anything.
- 别担心 罗西塔 - Don't you worry, Rosita.
我有荧光棒 I have glow sticks.
太棒了 你们现在可以 Great. Use this time to shake off
释放自己了 我去去就来 those first-day inhibitions, and I'll be right back.
- 别逗了 - 你都听到了吧 -You gotta be kidding me. -Okay, you heard him.
- 回去排练 - Back to work now.
快点 伙计们 Come on, everybody.
呕吼 Whoa!
抱歉 老家伙 Sorry, old girl.
我会修好的 I'll fix that.
- 月伯乐先生 - Mr. Moon?
你可能已经不记得我了 You-you probably don't remember me,
我昨天去海选现场了 but I-I auditioned yesterday, and I...
嘿 听着 Hey, listen.
你觉得你能够得着那个平台吗 Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?
那边那个吗 Th-that ledge?
哇偶 Whoa!
你的象鼻可真长 Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk you've got there.
谢谢你了孩子 Thanks a lot, kid.
月伯乐先生 Uh, Mr. Moon?
我叫米娜 我做了个蛋糕送给你 M-my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,
嗯 我是在想你能否 and, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me
-再给我一次机会 - 请你等一会 -a second chance to... -Just a moment, please.
过会儿再跟你说 Be right with you.
嗯 Hmm.
是时候了 Yay! It's about time.
强尼 Johnny...
小心碰头 Yep, mind your head here.
你能帮我扳一下舞台电缆吗 Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?
- 你是指这个吗 - 没错 -You mean this? -Yes, that's it.
太好了 Great!
还有室内灯光 And the house lights?
哇 Wow.
我知道 Ah, I know.
美轮美奂 是吧 Beautiful, isn't she?
孩子 这样好吧 You know what, kid?
你想参与到这场演出来吗 How would you like to be a part of this show?
真的吗 等等 Really? Wait.
我的天 我刚就是想问这个 Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.
那讨好了 我需要一名舞台管理好手 Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.
舞台管理 Stagehand?
- 但是 - 别担心了 -But... -Ah, don't worry about it.
这个一学就会 You're gonna pick it up in no time.
我会把一切都教给你 跟我来 I'll teach you everything I know. Follow me.
这是排练室和更衣室 These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms,
而这上面是后台和主办公室 and up here we got workshops and the main office.
举高 Up in the air!
触到你的脚趾头 Touch your toes!
太棒了 Awesome.
太棒了 Awesome?
我觉得你接下来就会说"太糟了" Yeah, I think the word you're after is "Awful."
而且这都是我比较保守的说法了 And that's me restraining myself.
这里除了我全是些蠢材 There's not an ounce of talent between 'em.
全都是 说真的 你知道吗 Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?
那奖金已经是我唾手可得的了 I think that prize is as good as mine already.
是的没错 呃 我会来 Yes, indeed, uh, I am about to come
投资好大好大一笔钱 into a very, very large sum of money.
准确地说 是十万美元 $100,000, to be precise.
哦 是这样啊 Well, is that so?
这样的话 先生 我想你应该会对我们的白金卡感兴趣 In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.
又见面了 Well, well, well, hello again.
哦 老天 这简直就是 简直 Oh, man, these are, like,
就是有史以来最烂的歌 the cheesiest songs of all time.
我知道 I know, right?
我是说 我甚至想写一首属于自己的歌 I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.
等等 你说啥 Wait, what?
- 你自己的歌 - 是啊 没错 - Your own song? -Well, yeah.
听着 如果你想得到奖金 Look, if you want to win that money,
就照那只考拉说的去做 just do what the koala says.
为什么 你觉得我没法为自己写歌吗 Why? You think I can't write my own song?
噢 噢 我只是说 Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,
不是所有人都能写歌的 好吗 not everyone can write songs, okay?
宝贝儿 我知道这看起来虽然很简单 I know I make it look easy, babe,
但实际并非如此 but it's not.
哦 她来了 Oh, here she is.
- 大家安静 - Quiet down, everybody.
米娜 你真的去参加那个节目了吗 So, meena, are you in the show?
呃 是的 可以这么说 但是 Uh... well, yeah, kind of, but...
她真的去了 She did it!
哦 我太为你骄傲了 我高兴得快要飞起来了 Oh, I'm so proud of you, I could pop!
我的生日愿望实现了 That's my birthday wish coming true right there!
- 快来 米娜 - 哦 米娜 我们爱你 - Way to go, meena! -Oh, meena, we love you!
妈妈 Mom...
- 怎么回事 - 大家稍等 稍等 -What the heck? -Wait a minute, wait a minute.
别生气 好吗 是你的祖母 Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.
是她告诉十里乡亲你去海选的 She told the whole street about your audition.
- 妈妈 别 等等 - 嘘 嘘 别说话 宝贝 -Mom, no, wait. -Shh, shh. Shush, baby.
你需要保护好你的嗓子 You need to save that singing voice of yours.
所以 从现在开始 So, from now on,
你只需要点头和摇头就可以了 好吗 just nod or shake your head, okay?
怎么样了 爸爸 How was that, dad?
你还是关键时刻掉链子 强尼 You're still too soft on the corners, Johnny.
你就该给他们点颜色看看 You got to attack 'em.
但你一直犹豫不决 And you're crunching the gears.
你告诉过你 你要温柔地 I told you, you got to be gentle with the...
你看看你 把这个关掉 Look, turn that down.
喂 Oi!
听爸爸说 Listen to your father!
关键时刻掉链子 强尼 "Too soft on the corners, Johnny."
你又搞砸了 强尼 "You're not doing it right, Johnny."
加速 强尼 "Speed up, Johnny."
你要照我说的去做 "Do it like I showed you."
啊 Whoa!
爸爸 Dad?
哦 不 我碾了我爸爸 Oh, no. I've run over my dad.
你碾到的是这个 Now, that is more like it.
三只小猪 And the three little pigs
- 从此幸福的生活下去 - lived happily ever after.
晚安 宝贝们 Good night, my dears.
诺曼 你睡了吗 Norman, are you awake?
今天过得怎么样 亲爱的 How was your day, honey?
还是老样子 Same as always.
- 是吗 - 嗯 -It was? -Mm-hmm.
我真的不知道你怎么搞定那么多事情的 亲爱的 I don't know how you do it all, honey.
- 晚安 - 晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
所有生命都伟大而又渺小 All creatures great and small,
- 欢迎来到 月伯乐大剧院 - welcome to the moon theater!
月老板 Mr. Moon?
- 银行的朱迪思小姐找您 - 什么 -I have Judith from the bank. -What?
啊 不 不 不 告诉她我早上再给她回电话 Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning.
哦 不行 Oh, I can't.
她就在这儿 She's right here.
朱迪思 你好啊 Judith! Hello.
我们这儿是银行 不是慈善机构 I work for a bank, not a charity,
如果这个月底 and if your accounts are not settled
- 你的款项还不还清的话 - 好的 朱迪思 -by the end of the month... -Okay, Judith...
我发誓 这个月底之前 I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,
我的节目会 this show is going to be
成为这个城市前所未有的盛大节目 the biggest hit this city has ever seen.
月先生 你的节目没一个成功的 Mr. Moon, none of your shows have ever worked.
一个都没有 None of them!
你的机会已经用完了 You've had your chances.
现在就把钱还清 Now, settle your accounts,
不然我们就把你的财产没收 or we will repossess this property.
好吧 拜拜 Okay. Toodle-oo.
你打算怎么办 月老板 What are you going to do, Mr. Moon?
说老实话 呃 Honestly, uh...
我不知道 I have no idea.
嗯 你穿的是速比涛(游泳装备品牌)吗 艾迪 Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?
你 你干什么 What... what are you...?
艾迪 你没事吧 Eddie? Is everything all right?
没事 我在压腿呢 妈妈 Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma!
那么 你现在是住在这个泳池别墅里咯 So, what, you live in the pool house now?
是啊 亲戚们都希望我更加 Yeah, my folks want me to be more,
你懂的 更独立吧 you know, independent, I guess.
他们甚至让生活导师来管教我 They even hooked me up with this life coach dude.
- 生活导师 - 是的 -Life coach? -Yeah.
我猜他想帮助我找到人生目标 I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.
我觉得我已经有了 但是事实证明 I thought I had one, but it turns out
这好像不是正确的目标 it wasn't the right one or something.
我也不知道 I don't know.
总之 他让我一直都做这些规划好的事情 Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.
比如 周日 把垃圾拎出去 It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;
周二 剪草坪 周三 去见奶奶 Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;
周四 清洁泳池 Thursdays, clean the pool.
搞得就像没人来为我们做这些一样 It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?
哇 哇 哇 倒回去 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
你的奶奶还在世 Your Nana is still alive?
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
哇 Wow.
她很有钱 对吗 And she's rich, right?
她可谓是腰缠万贯 She's loaded.
但你得听我的劝 别打我奶奶的主意 But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.
她是个铁公鸡 She is one mean sheep.
非常好 把月亮放下来一点 Good. Lower the moon.
- 要咖啡吗 - 谢谢 凯莉太太 -Coffee? -Thank you, miss crawly.
好的 这下正常了 Okay, that's normal.
再轻轻点一下 Just needs a knock.
- 看 你做到了 -See? You're getting it.
有人看见我的玻璃眼珠了吗 Anyone seen my glass eye?
这破玩意儿一直往外掉 The darn thing keeps popping out.
啊 Whoa!
你差点把我谋杀了 大个子 You almost killed me, jumbo!
- 不是我 - 哦 是这样吗 -It wasn't me. -Oh, is that so?
- 皮特 - Pete?
皮特 Pete!
- 你会好起来的 - 对吗 你 - You're gonna be all right. - Okay, just...
- 你一定要坚持下去 伙计 - just hang in there, buddy.
- 瑞奇 凯 - Ricki? Kai?
你们为什么不排练了 Why aren't you guys rehearsing?
我们受够了 We're through.
他们说我是个让人无法忍受的自大狂 They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac.
我真是不懂他们这是什么意思 I don't even know what that means.
好了 现在有两个节目黄了 All right. We're two acts down.
快给我个好消息平复一下吧 凯莉太太 Give me some good news, miss crawly.
哦 看起来也没这么糟 哦 Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...
- 真见鬼 - Oopsie-Daisy.
米娜 你愿意再来试着表演一次吗 Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show?
真的吗 那 好吧 Really? Well, yeah.
- 太好了 - 我的意思是 不 -Great. -I mean, no.
什么 What?
我 我说 好的 我可以 I-I mean, yes, I can sing.
但是 我太紧张了 而且 我 我怕我做不到 But no, I-I get so nervous, and... i-I can't do it.
我是说 我非常愿意 但是 不 我做不到 I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.
我就当你可以了 I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
太棒了 看 他们回来了 Great! Look, they're back.
呃 等会再回来跟你说这个 米娜 Uh, we're gonna come back to this, meena.
听着 小伙伴们 忘掉我以前说过的话 Listen, guys, forget what I said before.
你太有才了 You are very talented.
求你了 加入表演 好吗 Please, join the show, okay?
行 还是不行 Yes? No?
噢 嗯 这儿 Oh, um... here.
你们很臭 あなた達すごく臭いよ
特别是你们的脚趾 闻起来真让人恶心 あしの爪ひじょうにくさい
什么 嘿 别别别 等等 等等 What? Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
别-别去 别去 D-don't go, don't go!
噢 这是干啥的 Oh, what is this for?
现在 我们跟着这个来踩街拍 Now, we use this to follow the steps.
卡斯帕 卡斯帕 不行 Caspar! Caspar, no!
这个怎么样 哈-哈 How about this? Ha-ha!
- 行了 我跟你说过什么 - Come on. What did I tell you?
我很抱歉 他发烧了 I'm so sorry. He had a fever,
想找个保姆也为时已晚 所以 and it was too late to get a sitter, so...
--好吧 你现在看起来不错 --Well, you seem fine now.
哇 Wow!
--我才不会去唱这个呢 --I am not singing this.
为啥不喜欢呢 What's not to like?
你是个年轻的女孩 You're a female, and you're a teenager.
这首歌就是为你量身打造的呀 This song was made for you.
哇 你认为你可以看到 Wow. It's like you can
我的狭隘的幼稚思想 see inside my tiny teenage mind.
我知道 好吗 你只需要加上一些动作 I know, right? You just gotta add some moves
和一点点的 and a little bit of...
-继续 -啊 你是说这样吗 -Go for it!
你是说这样吗 -Oh, you mean like this?
这不就成了 你很有天赋 There you go. You're a natural.
对 但这也很糟糕 Yes, that was very bad.
强尼 Johnny.
进来 过来 Come in. Over.
噢 强尼 你的夹克衫在说话 Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.
强尼 你在哪儿 Johnny, where are you?
爹地 发生什么了 完毕 Dad, what's going on? Over.
你是什么意思 你现在要走吗 What do you mean, you gotta leave now?
我明白 我 我很抱歉 I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.
只是 我打理这个家族事业上的事情 It's just, I've got this family business thing.
我得开始担心 Do I need to start worrying
你在这里许下的承诺吗 强尼 about your commitment here, Johnny?
-告诉我不用担心 -不用 当然不用 -Tell me no. -No. Absolutely not.
我保证这样的事不会再发生了 I promise it won't happen again.
-最好不会 -谢谢你 月伯乐先生 -It better not. -Thank you, Mr. Moon.
宝贝 我回来了 baby I am back
什么情况 What is going on here
你好 我是贝基 Hi. I'm Becky.
贝基 Becky?
嘿 你还想怎样 Hey, what did you expect?
你再也不在我的圈子里头了 You're never around anymore.
我是为了咱们才这样做的 兰斯 I did it for us, Lance!
我和你 You and me!
噢 甜心 我很抱歉 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
我想我把太阳镜落在那儿了 I think I left my sunglasses in there.
快点儿 贝基 Come on, Becky.
我们走 Let's get out of here.
头奖啊 亲爱的 Jackpot, baby!
-喔-呼 -哦 -Whoo-hoo! -Ooh!
好吧 伙计们 我看今晚见好就收吧 Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.
嘿 呃 你会把现金放在我的车里 是吗 德里克 Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?
唉 你真是玩的一手好牌 迈克 Well, you're one great card player, Mike.
-你也不错嘛 -哦 - Not so bad yourself. -Ooh...
只不过我还没发现你是如何出老千的罢了 Except I still can't tell how you cheated.
出老千 出老千 Cheated? Cheated?
噢 本宝宝不高兴了 Oh, I am offended.
得了 亲爱的 我们跳会儿舞吧 Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.
噢 Oh!
什-什么 Wh-what the...?
噢 Oh.
那东西是怎么进到我这里的 How did that get there?
-快跑 宝贝 -嘿 -Run for it, baby! -Hey!
喔 Whoo!
抓住他 Get him!
借过 Excuse me.
别让他跑了 Don't let him get away!
-谢谢 德里克 -闪开 -Thanks, Derek. -Out of the way.
告辞 傻帽们 So long, suckers!
早上好 伯乐 Good morning, buster.
-嗨 艾迪 你过得怎样 -很好 -Hey, Eddie. How are you? -Good.
- 演出筹备的如何 -啊 蛮好的 -How's the show going? -Ah, it's going great.
嘿 你今天这一身夹克真帅气 Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thanks.
等下 Wait.
你在干什么 What are you doing here?
艾迪 你不能不带花 Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana
就去见你的奶奶 without bringing her some flowers.
-这儿 -什么 不 -Here. -What? No!
月伯乐 别 别去那儿 Buster, no! Don't go in there!
您好 请问我能帮您点 Yes, can I help...?
-月伯乐 -啊 奶奶 -Buster! -Ah, Nana!
看看你 亲爱的 Just look at you, dear.
哇 Wow!
你看起来一点也不像鲐背之年的人 You don't look a day over 90.
噢 天哪 Oh, my gosh.
月伯乐 Buster moon.
我们在艾迪的毕业会上见过 We met at Eddie's graduation.
噢 我真走运 Oh, lucky me.
我那没用的孙子居然带着他 A visit from my useless grandson
剧院里的矮冬瓜朋友来看我了 and his ghastly little theater friend.
看看--她记得我 Look at that-- she remembers me.
好的 奶奶 Okay, Nana...
您想成为一位知名奖项 How would you like to be the sponsor
的赞助商吗 for a very prestigious prize?
只要不是我在新闻上看到的那个歌唱比赛就行 Not for that singing contest I saw on the news.
就是这个 That's the one.
哦 我明白了 Oh, I see.
你现在穷的叮当响 没错吧 You don't have the money, do you?
锁在箱子里的那点钱实在有些杯水车薪 Well, we don't quite have it all locked in...
哦 你在我这里不会得到一个子儿 Well, you'll not get a cent out of me.
奶奶 求你了 听我说 Nana, please, just listen to me
-就一会儿 行吗 -不 绝对不行 -for one second, okay? -No, absolutely not.
- 别听他的 奶奶 - 你们俩 -Don't listen to him, Nana. -I'm not listening
- 等等我 -Just wait one second.
我谁的话都不听 - -to either of you.
正山小种红茶 不加糖 快点上 Lapsang souchong, no sugar, and be quick about it.
呃 奶奶 我 我不知道怎么泡茶 Uh, Nana, I-I don't know how to make tea.
哇 当我还是个孩纸的时候我就看了这个节目 Wow. I saw this show when I was a kid.
奶奶 你太棒了 Nana, you were absolutely amazing.
得了吧 我可不吃你这套 Please, this flattery is futile.
我可不打算为你解围 I have no intention of bailing you out.
就是因为你那乏味的演出 Your pathetic shows are the reason
才让观众席上空无一人 that theater no longer has an audience.
哦 不过这场演出将会 将会吸引他们来看的 Oh, but this show is gonna... Gonna pack 'em in
就像它在过往美好的日子里 like it did in the good old days.
月伯乐先生 那不是 美好的往日 They were not "Good old days," Mr. Moon.
而是很动人的日子 They were magnificent.
你的那个剧院 And that theater of yours,
曾是奇妙而魔幻的殿堂 it was a palace of wonder and magic.
可是 奶奶 它仍然是 But, Nana, it still is.
-啊 是啊 -噢 -Yeah, right. -Ow!
我还能想起穿着天鹅绒套装的招待员 I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits.
观众但求一票而排起的一英里长队 Queues a mile long just to get a ticket.
帷幕在金碧辉煌的舞台上缓缓升起 The curtain rising over that glorious stage.
音乐和灯光把梦想照进现实 Music and light bringing dreams to life?
正是如此 Precisely.
哦 似乎你还记得它 Well, it's just like you remember it.
事实上 我甚至让它更加惊艳 In fact, I've made it even more spectacular.
不 你没有 -嘘 No, you haven't. -Shh.
你自己来看看 Come see for yourself.
啊 一场只为你准备的特别演出 Uh, a special performance just for you.
你想说什么 奶奶 What do you say, Nana?
我想说 I say...
你是个骗子 月伯乐先生 You are a liar, Mr. Moon.
好吧 那么 我们已经完成了 谢谢你了 奶奶 Okay, well, we're done now. Thank you, Nana.
不过比起再花一整晚跟这个老头玩象棋 But anything's better than spending another evening
做什么也不失为一个更好的选择 playing checkers with this old fart.
什么 What?
好极了 Great.
这会对你造成打击的 奶奶 It's gonna blow you away, Nana.
不是谎话 And that is no lie.
现在 听好 Now, listen up.
明天我们要完整地彩排这场表演 Tomorrow we are going to have a full preview of the show,
我们的观众只有露德曼奶奶一人 and our audience will be none other than miss Nana noodleman.
-露德曼奶奶 -哇 露德曼奶奶 - Nana noodleman? - Wow, Nana noodleman.
她居然还活着 She's still alive?
噢 当然 相信我 Oh, yes, and believe me,
姜还是老的辣 她的水准可高了 she's got some pretty high standards.
真的吗 那么 今天 我们要进行一次 All right? So, today, we're going to have
完整的彩排了 大家听好 a full dress rehearsal, and I want to see you
我想让你们把舞台点亮 light up the stage, folks.
好吧 那很酷 -米娜 凯莉太太 Well, that's cool. -Meena? Miss crawly?
你是怎么想的 What do you think?
哇哦 这太雄心勃勃了 Wow, it's so ambitious.
是啊 你确定要这么干吗 Yeah, are you sure about this?
我向奶奶保证一场盛大的演出 I promised Nana something spectacular,
然而 这个 哈哈 会惊艳到她的 and this-- ha!-- It's gonna blow her away.
- 噢 是的 - 2分钟准备 大伙儿 -Oh, yes. -Two minutes, everybody.
强尼 Johnny.
强尼 你在哪儿 Johnny, where are you?
强尼 回答无线电话 Johnny, answer the walkie-talkie.
是的 是的 老爹 我在这儿 我在这儿 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dad. I'm here. I'm here.
- 什么事 - 我们接到电话 -What's wrong? -We got the call.
货到了 Shipment's coming in.
- 今晚 - 不是今晚 是现在 -Tonight? -Not tonight. Now.
两分钟后在赫克特街角汇合 Meet us on the corner of Hector street in two minutes.
待在这儿 Stay here.
我们在整37分钟后回来 We'll be back in exactly 37...
知道了 37分钟 Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep.
- 你都唠叨无数遍了 - You've told me repeatedly.
我能做到 I can make it.
太棒了 麦克 Bravo, Mike.
奶奶肯定会喜欢 Nana is gonna love that.
噢 你真是 真是太好了 月伯乐 Oh, you're... You're too kind, Mr. Moon.
我自己也很喜欢这身演出服 先生 And I myself am loving the new suit, sir.
好啦 下一场我们能看艾希的表演了吗 Okay, can we see ash next, please?
艾希 快点出来 Ash, let's get you out here.
噢 后退 Oh, stand back.
忧郁少女来了 Moody teenager coming through.
加油 艾希 Good luck, ash.
喔 喔 喔 喔 好了 够了 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, enough of that.
- 切掉 切掉 快切掉 - - Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
再这样下去 - I don't think anyone's
没有经纪人会给她打电话 gonna call her after that.
好了 艾希 呃 Okay, ash, um...
嘿 别这样 艾希 Hey, come on, ash.
怎么了 你是不喜欢这条裙子吗 What is it? Do you... Do you not like the dress?
噢 Ow.
艾希 怎么啦 Ash, what's wrong?
单听起来 我似乎更喜欢你 Well, it sounds to me like you
之前那种不加修饰的唱法而不是...不是... are way better off without that... that...
那种超级怪异的非主流模式 That total super-jerk dinkleschplatt!
没错 超级怪异的非主流...模式 Exactly. Total super-jerk ...dinkleschplatt.
罗西塔 甘特 Rosita! Gunter!
- 该你们了 - 好的 好了 给你 -You're on next. -Yeah, okay, here.
这里头应该有些口香糖或是糖果什么的 There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere.
别客气 Just help yourself.
罗西塔 罗西塔 罗西塔 Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
等等 等一下 等一下 等一下 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
请问我能不能先来 Can I take your place, please?
- 当然了 强尼 去吧 - 好了 准备好 - Sure, Johnny. Go ahead. - Okay, get ready,
因为我警告你了 'cause I'm warning you...
这个舞台将会展现实力猪猪的独魔乱舞 This stage is about to explode with major piggy power.
很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我也无力回天了 I have no control.
来吧 Yeah!
加油 你做的到 Okay, come on, you can do this.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
是的 我很好 谢谢 Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.
- 你呢 -好了 - How are you? - Okay.
强尼 该你上了 Johnny, let's get you out here!
还有 你们 你们平时得加把劲练习 And, you guys, you've gotta work on that routine.
开始吧 强尼 Take it away, Johnny!
你不能只干巴巴的唱 You can't just sing it.
你应该展现出你的热情和渴望 You've got to show the fire and desire.
我的热情早被生活的琐碎磨灭了 The fire went out a long time ago.
你说什么 What?
听着 我连数步子的数不清 Look, I can't even keep count of the steps.
啊 心中无数啊 Ugh! Counting schmounting!
她是在用脑子唱歌 是不是 She sings too much with her head, right?
对 对 看见没 Ja, ja, see?
忘掉舞步 就像这样 Forget the steps and just, like
让音乐控制你的身体 let the music take control of your body parts.
我的身体没法协调舞动 好吧 My body parts are not responding, okay?
永远都不可能 It's never gonna happen.
我该去超市淘货了 I should just be getting groceries.
- 罗西塔 别这样啊 - 罗西塔 别这样 - 什么 罗西塔 拜托了 -Rosita, no. -Rosita, come on. -What? Rosita, please.
别走啊 Like, don't go.
喂 嘿 嘿 Psst! Hey! Hey!
朝底下看 Down here.
你有没有看见三只凶神恶煞的大熊在外面 Have you seen three nasty-looking bears out there?
呃 没有 Uh... no.
噢 太好了 嘿 顺便说一下 我喜欢你的表演 Oh, great. Hey, by the way, I love your act.
说真的 尤其是你摔了个狗吃屎那块 Seriously, the... the part where you fall flat on your face?
噢 让我笑得满地找牙 Oh, that... That cracks me up, every time.
回见 肥肥 See you around, porky.
啊 伙计 Ah, man. 啊 伙计 Ah, man.
强尼 呃 我知道我对你的要求有点高 Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...
月伯乐 我真的很努力了 我发誓 Mr. Moon, I'm really trying, I promise.
你的备选曲子呢 What about your backup song?
你有没有练习那首 Have you practiced that?
呃 还没有呢 Uh, well, not yet.
好吧 那我们就回去重新开始练习另一首 如何 Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay?
我的意思 听着 如果你像刚才那样 I mean, look, if you play like that
- 在奶奶 诺德曼面前表演 - in front of Nana noodleman...
强尼 Johnny?
- 嘿 --Hey!
现在我们可以过上纸醉金迷的生活了 伙计们 We are set for life now, boys!
怎么回事 强尼呢 What's going on? Where's Johnny?
他不在这儿 He's not here.
快跑 Run!
噢 我死定了 Oh, I'm dead.
等等 让我看看 Okay, wait, let me see.
不 妈妈 我没有交任何朋友 No, mom, I have not made any friends.
你觉得这是哪啊 幼儿园吗 What do you think this is, kindergarten?
如果不是你向警察告密 If you hadn't squealed to the cops,
我现在就不可能在这儿 I wouldn't be in here right now.
亲爱的 你什么时候才能出来 Honey, when are you getting out?
我恐怕得在这儿待上几年了 I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.
好吧 你把钱藏哪了 Well, where'd you hide the money?
你去哪了 Where were you?
呃 事情是这样的 我去 Um, well, thing is, I-I went
- 加油去了 然后 呃 - 别撒谎 -to get gas, and, um... -Don't lie to me!
呃 我去参加排练了 Um, I was at a rehearsal.
排练 什么排练 Rehearsal? For what?
我参加了一个歌唱比赛 I was at a singing contest.
听着 老爹 对不起 Look, dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
我只是不想加入你的团伙 I just don't want to be in your gang.
- 我想做一个歌手 - 歌手 -I want to be a singer. -Singer?
听我说 老爹 不 没关系 没关系 Look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay.
我能弄来保释金 I can get the bail money.
这个比赛的奖金就有10万呢 There's a prize-- it's $100,000...
我怎么就生了你这样坑爹的儿子 哈 How did I end up with a son like you, eh?
你一点都不像我 You're nothing like me.
你从来都不像我 也永远都不会像我 You never were, and you never will be.
我会把你弄出来的 老爹 等一下 I'll get you out! Dad, wait!
我会弄到钱的 我保证 I'll get the money! I promise!
啊 强尼 Johnny! Oh!
你 你真是吓死我了 You... you gave me a fright there.
抱歉 我不是故意的 我只是 Sorry. I didn't mean to. I just...
我知道有点晚了 Well, I know it's late,
但我能不能额外的练习下钢琴呢 but I could really use some extra piano lessons.
啊哈 Uh-huh.
嗯 就像这样 Mmm. That's it.
渐入佳境 That's good.
你上道了 You're getting it.
亲爱的顾客们你们好 本店将于 Shoppers are reminded the store
15分钟后关闭 谢谢您的光临 will close in 15 minutes. Thank you.
第六通道的女士 The lady in aisle six...
跳得太棒了 That was awesome.
- 赞 - All right.
月伯乐 你确定这是合法的吗 Mr. Moon, are you sure this is legal?
呃 我不知道 Uh... I don't know.
但是你要不停问问题 All right, but if you keep asking questions,
我们永远的完成不了这个了 we'll never get this done.
现在打开吧 Now, hit it!
再高一点 A little higher.
再来一点点 Just a little bit.
好了 谢谢 There it is. Thank you.
嘿 Hey!
贴上海报 Posters up.
- 你们在干嘛 - 现在 快跑 -You! -Now, run away!
给我回来 你们这些贴小广告的 Come back here, you vandals!
罗西塔 你有没有看见我的车 Rosita, have you seen my car?
喔 Whoa!
罗西塔 什么这是 Rosita, what the...?
怎么回事啊 What's going on?
罗西塔 Rosita!
哇 Whoa!
孩子们 你们的妈妈去哪了 Kids, where's mommy?
呼 Whew.
凯莉太太 你觉得怎么样 How's that, miss crawly?
嘿 Hey.
不好意思 Sorry.
月先生希望大家 Mr. Moon would like everyone
能在奶奶来之前到后台集合 to meet backstage before she arrives.
哇 Wow.
这歌是你写的 You wrote that?
额 是的 Uh... yeah.
你喜欢这歌吗 Do you like it?
喜欢 你在逗我呢 Are you kidding?
我简直爱上它了 It's fantastic.
今天你就唱这首 You've gotta sing that today.
麦克 你来开场 Mike, you're on first.
没问题 Sure.
嗯 稍等一下 Uh, just a second here.
亲爱的 我正忙着 Honey, I'm busy.
什么 我听不清 What? I can't hear you.
罗西塔 甘特 你们在麦克之后出场 Rosita and gunter, you're on after Mike.
没问题 老板 You got it, boss.
罗西塔 Rosita!
酷毙了 Super cool!
你看上去 整装待发啊 You've, like, totally come back.
好 强尼 你是下一个 Okay, Johnny, you follow them...
什么 噢噢 好的 我准备好了 What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
艾希 你是 Ash, you're...
我在强尼后面 没问题 After Johnny. I got it.
米娜 孩子 最后问你一次 And, meena, last chance, kid.
你想 你想加入他们一起表演吗 You want to... you want to join these guys out there today?
我很想 但是 人家就是很害怕 I-I would. I-I just get so scared.
是的 害怕是在所难免的 但是 Sure, you do. All right, but-but...
你知道如何克服它 是吗 You know how to get over that, right?
额 并不 Uh, no.
唱起来啊 You just start singing.
做你喜欢做的事 然后你就能出色地完成它 Do what you love, then you'll be great
因为你的心中不再有恐惧 'cause you won't be afraid anymore
因为你已用实际行动战胜了恐惧 是吗 because you'll actually be doing it, right?
额 Uh...
这样说吧 你喜欢唱歌吗 Look, do you love to sing?
我的意思是 你是真心喜欢唱歌吗 I mean, do you really love it?
那是当然了 Of course I do.
那你就应该昂首挺胸 勇敢地唱出来 米娜 Then you face this head-on, meena.
因为 就像我爸爸常说的 Because, like my dad always said,
别让恐惧阻挡你追求梦想的脚步 "Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
额 好吧 我会上场的 Uh... Okay, I'll do it.
- 太棒了 - 月老板 - Great. - Mr. Moon!
女王驾到 She's here.
奶奶 Nana...!
呃 不要有任何抱我的冲动 连想都不行 Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.
没问题 You got it.
艾迪 请带奶奶上贵宾席 Eddie, please show your Nana to the royal box.
噢 天那 Oh, for heaven sakes,
别碰我 我自己能走 I'm perfectly capable of walking.
你紧张吗 You nervous?
逗我呢 Are you kidding?
我的小心脏都要跳出来了 I'm absolutely terrified.
老大 这是那只老鼠的车 对吗 Boss. That's his car, isn't it?
就在这儿 Right there.
靠边停 Pull over.
正山小种红茶 Lapsang souchong,
月老板专门为您准 备的 courtesy of Mr. Moo... moo...
简直了 Wonderful.
亲爱的 演出就要开始了 先这样吧 H-honey, honey, the show is starting, all right?
我 我现在不方便说话 我先挂了 I-I can't talk now. I gotta go.
我当然爱你了 Of course I love you.
如果我不爱你 我怎么会给你买钻石耳环呢 You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't...
欠我的钱在哪里 Where is my money?
好 好 好 是这样的 我 Okay, okay, listen, listen, I just, uh...
我 可能 呃 把它们都花光了 I just maybe kind of, uh, spent it all.
你懂的 You know?
别别别 求你了 等一下 No, no, no, please, please, wait!
我会把钱还给你的 I'll give you the money.
我会 会 会给你 I'll-I'll get you...
我会给你 10万美元 I'll get you $100,000!
你能从哪儿 Where are you
拿到这么多钱 going to get that kind of money?
月伯乐那 行了吧 Moon! Okay?
我的钱在月伯乐那 Moon's got my money.
月伯乐是哪棵葱 Who is this "Moon"?
女士们先生们 All creatures great and small,
欢迎来到月伯乐剧院 welcome to the moon theater.
我是今晚的主持人 月伯乐 I am your host, buster moon, and...
好的 Okay.
请注意 Behold!
这是史上第一个完全由乌贼供电 The very first stage lit entirely by...
的舞台 Squid power.
耶 Yeah!
干的漂亮 伙伴们 Beautiful work, guys.
现在 跟随我的节奏舞动 Now just follow me on the beat.
正如你们所见的 And as you can see,
这绝不是一家普通的剧院 this is no ordinary theater.
这是一个充满奇迹与魔力的地方 This is a palace of wonder and magic.
他做到了 He's done it!
他真的做到了 奶奶 He's really done it, Nana!
哇 厉害了我的哥 Oh, goodness.
现在 让我们友请我们第一位参赛者 Now welcome our first contestant.
喔 Whoa.
你们哪一个是月伯乐 Which one of you is moon?
嘿嘿嘿 你们不能就这样闯进来 Hey, hey, hey, you can't just barge in here.
你认识这个小不点吗 You know this guy?
-麦克 - 就是他 -Mike? -Right.
麦克说你拿了他的钱 Mike here says you got his money
而且就放在这个箱子里 and it's in that box.
不不不不 别激动 No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a moment here.
这里放的是奖金 并不是麦克的钱 That's prize money, and it's not Mike's
除非他赢得了这场比赛 unless he wins it fair and...
-把钱给他 - 好好好 -Give him the money! -Okay, okay.
行行行 拿走拿走 整个箱子 Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. The whole chest.
都是你的了 能消停了吗 It's yours, okay? All right here.
打开它 Open it.
打开 我 让我打开 Open it? I-I... no. Me?
马上 Open it!
好的 不行 我 Okay, no, I-I...
我 我没有钥匙 I just don't... I don't have the keys,
不然 你过会再来 so maybe you can come back later?
滚开 Get out of the way!
别 别 别 别 别 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
等一下 Wait!
行了 谢你全家 Hey, hey, there you go.
拿球棒的大个子 Big guy with a bat.
谁说我们需要钥匙的 是吧 太好了 Who needs keys, right? All right, well, let...
现在我们就来把帐理清楚 Let's get this thing squared up now.
你大爷 What the...?
就这些 That's it?
就只有这些东西 That's all there is?
他是个骗子 He lied.
月伯乐骗了我们所有人 - 别激动 听我说 -Moon lied to us all. -Well, wait a second.
-听我解释 - 现在我是不想还钱 是他没钱 -I can explain. Okay? -He's your problem, not me.
这只是一个道具 This is just a prop.
那 10万美元奖金在哪里 So, where's the $100,000?
- 嗯 - 你在开玩笑吗 - 真不敢相信 - Hmm? - You're kidding. - Can not believe
你有什么企图 What's the big idea?
你浪费了大家的 What a huge waste of everyone's...
这 这也太 This... this was just...
伯乐 小心 Buster, look out!
我被卡住了 I'm stuck!
伯乐 它要倒了 快跑 Buster, it's falling! Let go!
哇 啊 Whoa, whoa!
嘿 Hey!
好了 好了 好了 坚持住 我的剧院小公主 Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl.
坚持 Steady...
不 不 不要啊 No, no, no, no...!
大家都还好吗 Is everyone okay?
奶奶 Nana!
我实在是太抱歉了 我只是 I-I-I'm so sorry. I-I just...
别别别 不要 No, no, no, no, no, don't...
不要走 Don't go!
有人看到我的玻璃眼珠子吗 Has anyone seen my glass eye?
它 就在这儿 凯莉小姐 Oh, it-it... It's right here, miss crawly.
我找到它了 I've got it.
小心 Look out!
不 No.
噢 爸爸 Oh, dad.
我对不起你 I'm so sorry.
这下好了 That is fine.
这小子肯定死翘翘了 --He must be dead.
行了 咱快走吧 Come on,let's go.
-妈妈 你在哪啊 Mommy where are you?
-哦 我的个天 Oh, my gosh.
对不起 妈妈这就来 I'm sorry.Mommy's here!
此时此刻我就在现场 朱迪 I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy,
可以说 没人在这场骇人听闻的 and I can tell you it is a miracle
灾难中遇难简直就是个奇迹 anyone survived this unbelievable disaster.
是的没错 月伯乐今天算是 Um, yeah, buster moon certainly
彻彻底底把剧院夷为平地了 brought down the house once and for all today.
虽然暂时无法采访到月伯乐先生 And, although Mr. Moon has not been available for questions,
但有未经证实的报道称其 unconfirmed reports suggest
对于这场爆炸责任重大 - he was responsible
冲毁建筑的水幕墙 for building a water tank that exploded
就是由他一手建起的 and flooded the building.
我还了解到 I've been told the 250 squid
参与月伯乐演出的250只乌贼 who had been part of moon's display
事实上曾工作于 - are, in fact, employees...
-艾迪 - 一家三星级餐厅 -Eddie? -...Of three-star restaurant les calmars...
有人敲门 - There's someone at the door.
好在他们中没有人 ...and that none of them were harmed
在这场事故中受伤 - during the incident.
究竟他们是否会 Whether they will be returning
回到原工作单位尚不 to their usual work is not yet...
怕啥来啥 Oh, no.
月伯乐先生 Mr. Moon?
拜托 你总不能在你哥们的游泳池别墅里 Come on, moon, you can't just hide out
躲一辈子吧 in your buddy's pool house.
对啊 我们只是想知道 Yeah, we just want to make sure
你人没事 仅此而已 you're all right, that's all.
-嘿 月伯乐先生 -你还好吗 -Hey, Mr. Moon. -You okay?
那个 大伙儿 这一切我 我 我真的很抱歉 Guys, look, I-I-I'm sorry about what happened,
关于那个奖金还有 and-and the prize money and...
哦 都没关系的 Oh, it's okay.
不 才不是没关系呢 No, none of this is okay.
起码大家都毫发无损地在这儿嘛 At least we're all in one piece.
就是说 还有你知道吗 我想我们肯定 Yeah, and you know what, I bet we can find
能再找个地儿继续演出 some other place to put the show on.
-对吧 -对啊 - Right? - Yeah.
演出 The show?
伙计们 我不干了 Guys, I'm done.
-你说真的吗 -什么叫你不干了 -Are you serious? -What do you mean, done?
少来 Come on!
你们没看这报道吗 哈 Didn't you see this? Huh?
瞧这儿 上面说我就是个危险的社会败类 Look, it says I'm a danger to society.
- 啥玩意 - 这也信 - What? - Gah!
一个彻头彻尾还输到底的江湖骗子 "A deluded, washed-up charlatan
在事业上总是一事无成 who never had a hit in his career."
哦不是吧 你怎么能信报纸上的胡咧咧 Oh, come on, you don't believe all that.
不 我信了 Yeah, I do.
听着 你不是这帮人里 Listen, you're not the only one
唯一一个若有所失的 who lost something here.
-我们都失去了某样东西 -说的是啊 - We all did. - Ja!
我是说 为了这表演 I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking
我老爸再也不打算和我说话了 to my dad again over this show.
-对不住了 - 哦 月伯乐先生 别 - Sorry. - Oh, Mr. Moon, don't...
啊 算了吧 Ah, forget about it.
这算几个意思 我不明白 What is this? I don't understand.
得了 咱走吧 Come on, let's get out of here.
月伯乐先生 Mr. Moon?
米娜 拜托 Meena, please.
额 我 我为您烤了个蛋糕 Um, I-I baked a cake for you
那个 我知道你现在很难过 'cause, well, I know you're sad right now
或许连重头再来的勇气都没有 and probably afraid to try again and...
没错 我是怂 Yeah, I am afraid.
我怕的是这个 I'm afraid that this...
是我 现在的我 我现在的德性 This, me, right now, this is who I am.
这些 这就是我这一辈子了 This is... This is my lot for life--
我根本不是我父亲期待的样子 that I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be,
连跟毛都够不上 not by a million miles.
可是 可是你跟我说过 But-but you told me...
啥 什么 我说啥了 What? What? What did I say?
你说 那个 Well, you know,
不要让恐惧阻止你追逐向往的步伐 "Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
啊 得了吧 那不过 不过是些傻话 老土的 Ah, come... th-that's just a bunch of stupid, corny...
-不 才不是 -什么 你还真信 -No, it's not. -What, y-you really believe
你会成为歌星 that you're gonna be a singer?
嗯 对啊 说不定呢 Well, yeah, maybe.
好吧 那你就是跟我一样的宇宙超级无敌大傻瓜 Well, then you're just as big a fool as I am!
听着 孩子 Look, kid.
你还有我 咱俩的恐惧都是有原因的 You and me, we-we're both afraid for good reason.
是的 以为咱们心底里知道 Right, 'cause deep down we know...
咱们就不是那块料 ...we just don't have what it takes.
-嘿 伯乐 -嘿 艾迪 -Hey, buster. -Hey, Eddie.
兄弟 你去哪了 没事吧 Man, where'd you go? Are you okay?
听我说 你能来丹斯戴尔和莱明顿街 Listen, could you meet me at the corner
的交叉路口来见我吗 of dinsdale and lemington?
现在吗 Now?
是的 求你了 Yeah, please.
还有你能 额 And could you, uh...
能给我带条没穿过的速比涛吗 Could you bring me a spare speedo?
速比涛 Speedo?
嗨 凯莉太太 Hey, miss crawly.
哦 你好啊 艾迪 Oh, hello, Eddie.
来啦 速比涛带了吗 Hey. Did you bring the speedo?
-速 啊 带了 这儿呢 -很好 -The... oh, yeah, uh, here. -Great.
你这哥们够仗义 艾迪 - You're a real pal, Eddie.
来啦 第一位客户 Oh, our first customer.
凯莉太太 给水桶满上 Miss crawly, fill the bucket.
马上就来 先生 Be right with you, sir.
等下 --Wait.
你要干嘛啊 What are you doing?
我印象中唯一还能讨口饭吃的生计罢了 The only other job I know.
真庆幸老爸不用看到这一幕 Just glad my dad isn't here to see this.
凯莉太太 能请你 Miss crawly, if you would...
多谢 Thanks.
好吧 开工咯 额 Well, gotta go to work. Uh...
回头见吧 艾迪 I'll see you around, Eddie.
不是吧 我可没功夫等你这磨洋工 Come on! I ain't got all day!
好的 马上 Yeah, yeah...
啊 算了吧 - Ah, forget it.
你太慢了 伙计 Too slow, dude.
啊 Whoa!
马上来 先生 One moment, please, sir.
你知道跌入底谷的好处是什么吗 Well, you know the good thing about hitting rock bottom?
是只剩一条路可走 而那条路就是爬起来 There's only one way left to go, and that's up.
来吧 Come on.
你洗净 我擦干 You wash, I'll dry.
谢谢 凯莉太太 Thank you, miss crawly.
伯乐 你干嘛去 Buster, where are you going?
我 那个 I, uh...
你觉着你能这样唱吗 Do you think you could sing like that
当着观众的面 in front of a real audience?
我不确定 可我想试试 I don't know, but I want to try.
那就好 Good.
因为我想看你唱 'Cause I want to see it.
我们要 说真的吗 We are? Seriously?
哦 我的个天 好嘞 --Oh, my gosh! Okay.
好嘞 太棒啦 我分分钟就到 Okay, yes, I'll be right over.
你好 Hello?
哦 你好 月伯乐先生 Oh, hello, Mr. Moon.
有人认为他是这城里 Some say he's the worst showman
最差劲的演出人 this city's ever seen.
有人认为他活脱就是个灾难 Some say he's a walking disaster.
一枚保不齐啥时候走火的加农炮 A loose Cannon.
不过 今晚 Well, tomorrow night,
月伯乐的名字将永远 the name buster moon will go down
载入娱乐圈的历史 in entertainment history once and for all,
因为他将和这群平民歌手一起 as he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs
将毁掉他剧院的那场演出 重新搬上舞台 attempt to restage the show that brought down his theater.
啊 慢慢来 麦克 不着急 Ah, don't you worry, Mike. All is forgiven.
很高兴你加入大家 Just glad you're back in one piece.
哦 好吧 你人真是太好了 月伯乐先生 Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. Moon.
关于 啊 那个 奖金的事 And, uh, the... the prize money?
那个 我的意思是 这次总是真的了吧 It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's real this time, right?
没有奖金 因为根本就没有比赛 There is no prize money, 'cause there's no competition.
今晚你是为自己而歌 Tonight you're singing for yourselves.
两分钟了 各位 最后检查一遍 Two minutes, everybody. Final checks.
为自己而歌 Singing for ourselves?
哪门子的胡话 Unbelievable.
这 这算 他在跟谁 What-what-what is...? Who's he...?
简直疯了 我得撤了 This is crazy. I'm out of here.
您好 - Hello! -
额 我们 我们在这儿有演出 uh, we-we're... We're putting on a show here.
-嘿 -拜托 -你们都该来瞧瞧 -Hey! -Come on. -You all should come and see it.
你 来吧 说的就是你 伙计 You! Come on! Come on, fella!
一定会特别精彩 It's going to be really good.
我们的新舞台管理适应得怎么样呀 Hey. How's our new stagehand getting on?
- 他学得很快 - 万事就绪 随时待命 -He's learning fast. -All set and standing by!
我爱死这耳机了 I love this headset!
观众们都就位了 月先生 The audience are in their seats, Mr. Moon.
好的 Great!
嗯 Hmm.
- 卡斯帕 - 就这么点人吗 - Caspar! - That's all?
把你裤子穿好 小家伙 Get your pants back on, young man!
拜托 你们几个 别闹啦 Please, you guys, please.
赶紧坐好 Please sit down!
穿好你的鞋 快点 Hey, put your shoes back on right now!
佐伊 我看见是你了 别揪了 Zoe, I saw that! Stop it!
利奥 你那样好恶心啊 And, Leo, that is disgusting!
约翰 我历尽波折才 Well, John, I've covered many disasters
连上电视网 但这绝对 for this network, but this is sure to...
噢噢噢 他们要开始了 Oh, oh, they're about to start.
好了 大伙 听我说 Okay, guys, listen up.
我得告诉你们 呃 Look, I gotta tell you, um,
今晚外面的观众不太多 there's not much of an audience out there tonight.
但你们知道吗 But you know what?
那都不重要 It doesn't matter.
一点都不重要 It really doesn't.
因为今晚是我们的 'Cause tonight is our night.
无论发生什么 我只想让你们知道 And whatever happens, I just want you all to know
能成为你们中的一份子 我有多骄傲 how proud I am to be a part of this with you.
祝你好运 月先生 Good luck, Mr. Moon.
也祝大家 嗷呜 Good luck, every... whoa!
唔 啊 抱歉 Whoop. Uh... sorry.
别在意这些细节 不用担心 Just jumped the cue there. Don't worry.
我 这东西我用得很熟练 I... i-I'm gonna get the hang of this.
走着 Here we go.
大大小小的动物们 All creatures great and small,
欢迎来到 welcome to...
噢 你们好啊 Oh, hello there.
好了 Great.
欢迎来到我们刚翻新的露天剧场 Welcome to our newly refurbished, open-air theater.
没错 我就是今晚的主持人 月伯乐 Yes, I am your host, buster moon...
- 准备好了吗 大家伙 - 嗯 -You ready, big guy? -Ja!
我已经准备好火力全开了 I'm, like, totally ready.
好嘞 All right.
我们上吧 Let's do this.
欢迎甘特和罗西塔 Gunter and Rosita!
这一幕你拍到了吗 Are you getting this?
他们很棒对不对 Aren't they great?
什么 你是在逗我吗 What, are you kidding me?
这跟看果冻跳舞一样好吗 It's like watching jell-o dancing around.
说得跟你能跳多好一样 小老鼠 Like you could do any better, pip-squeak.
行了 行了 All right, all right, all right.
你想看好东西吗 Hey! You want to see something great?
我就让你们开开眼 I'll show you great.
- 真棒 妈咪 - 甘特和罗西塔 -Yeah, mommy! - Gunter and Rosita!
孩子们 别 回你们的位置去 Kids, no. Back to your seats.
- 表演还要 - 好吧 好了 啊 -The show's still... -Okay, okay. Aah!
诺曼 Norman!
真好 小猪猪的爱情力量 All right! Piggy power!
真是太棒了 That was great!
看起来我不是唯一一个 Well, it seems I'm not
沉浸其中的人啦 the only one who actually enjoyed that.
观众们也陆陆续续地进入了现场 Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene.
帮帮忙 Help!
真抱歉 月先生 I'm so sorry, Mr. Moon.
强尼 你是下一个 Johnny, you're on next.
这什么破玩意儿 声音调小点 好吗 What is that? Turn it down, will you?
喂 你们听见我说话了吗 Oi, didn't you hear me?
我说把声音 I said turn it...
强尼 Johnny
是强尼诶 那是我的儿子 It‘s Johnny,That’s my son
我的儿子 my son
- 这怎么 - 喂 喂 -What the...? -Hey, hey!
唱得好听吗 What about that, huh?
为强尼鼓掌吧 大家 Give it up for Johnny, folks.
耶 Yeah!
强尼 强尼 Johnny! Johnny!
你怎么这样的表情 你唱得很棒 What's with the face? You were great.
大家也都很喜欢你 They loved you.
嗯 谢谢 罗西塔 Yeah, thanks, Rosita.
好了 All right.
欢迎所有新来的观众们 Welcome to all you newcomers.
你们恰好赶上一位 You are just in time to meet a teenager
刚被她男朋友甩了的姑娘 who was recently dumped by her boyfriend.
- 噢 - 很糟糕 对吧 - Aw... - I know, right?
但她决定用这首歌 But she's gonna chase those blues away
把那些不愉快统统甩出脑海 with a song of her very own.
让我为大家介绍这位动感唱将 艾希 Allow me to introduce the singing sensation, Ash.
朱迪斯 Judith?
你们都非法侵入了私人住宅 You are all trespassing on private property.
- 什么 - 而且你得立刻离开 -What?! -And you will leave right now.
我没 不不不 朱迪斯 I didn't... no, no, no, no, no, no, Judith...
你们所有人 All of you.
我要报警了 I am calling the police.
呃 闹哪样啊 Ugh. Seriously?
她哪有那么好 She's not even that good.
嗯嗯 对 一点也不好 Yeah, yeah, totally.
你们还好吗 Uh, you guys okay?
艾希 艾希 艾希 艾希 Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
艾希 艾希 艾希 Ash! Ash! Ash!
好听不好听 What about that?
我们刚刚见证了真正的摇滚女王的诞生 We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star!
月 你 你头上有刺 Moon, you... You've got some stuck here.
嗷呜 Ow!
他看起来可能很小 He may be tiny,
但我们却不能否认他身上巨大的天赋 but there is no denying his enormous talent.
掌声欢迎迈克踏上舞台 Would you please welcome to the stage Mike.
你回来干什么 What are you doing back here?
放轻松 亲爱的 我只是回归了而已 Relax, sweetheart. Just came back
让你们这些笨蛋听听什么才叫音乐 to show you bozos how it's really done.
看着吧 Now, watch this.
是迈克 That is Mike!
我真为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
哦不 Uh-oh.
在开玩笑吗 You gotta be kidding me.
不行 我跟丢了嫌疑人 Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect
已经停止追捕 and am terminating pursuit.
那小老鼠还真挺棒的 That pip-squeak really was great.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢大家 Thank you so much.
哦 你们真是太好了 真的 Oh, please. You're too kind, really.
你们看 我都脸红了 Look at me. I'm turning red.
别 我承受不起 Stop. I can't take it.
别 别停 Keep... keep it coming.
好了 我最好还是回去吧 Well, I better get back.
他们会担心我到底怎么了 They'll be wondering what happened to me.
反正你会来看我的 对吧 You'll visit me, though, yeah?
当然 我当然会去 Yeah, course I will.
再见 儿子 See you, son.
今晚还有最后一个表演 We have one final act for you tonight.
大家掌声欢迎 Would you please welcome to the stage
第一次登台表演的 for her first ever live appearance...
米娜 Meena.
米娜 Meena?
她出来了吗 Is she coming out?
米娜 怎么了 你没事吧 Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay?
啊 我动不了了 Uh, I can't move.
我...胸口有只小鹿在乱撞 I'm... I'm terrified.
把手给我 孩子 Give me your hand, kid.
好了 深呼吸 Okay, deep breaths.
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
记住我给你说过什么 And remember what I told you.
你一旦开始唱歌 You will not feel afraid anymore
你就不会惧怕任何事物了 if you just start singing.
米娜 米娜 Meena! Meena!
我不行 好吧 I can do it... okay.
哦 哦 真是太抱歉了 呃 Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...
啊 好吧 Uh, okay.
嗯 嗯 Uh... uh...
唱吧 Sing.
好吧 Okay.
伙计们 伙计们 我们可以谈谈的 对吧 Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right?
大家都是理性的人 We're all reasonable individuals here.
上车 快 Get in! Quick!
哦 谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
呼 就差一点 Whew! That was close.
是啊 Yeah.
一起来 Come on!
- 米娜 你做到了 - 那是我孙女 - 她做到了 -Meena! You did it! -That's my granddaughter! -She did it!
上 上 Go, go!
爸爸 真希望你能看到这一幕 Oh, dad, I wish you could see this.
大家都准备好了吗 Everybody ready?
大大小小的各种动物们 All creatures great and small,
欢迎来到新月剧院 welcome to the new moon theater.